Wyatt: "Poop makes me happy."
This probably tells you all you'll ever need to know about Wyatt's personality.
Wyatt, obsessive with all things fireman related, “It's a pretty day out for a fire.” No worries, I lectured him on the fact that there was never a pretty day for a fire.
Wyatt “Mommy, you’re my best friend. You’re a winner!” And then, as if he was channeling Oprah, “And you’re a winner. And you’re a winner. And you’re a winner.” while pointing at everyone else around us.
Ella: “Mom, I like George because he's curious.”
Will: “I'm going to be an army man when I grow up. And after that a wolf wrestler.” Said the boy who is terrified of wolves.
Trying to coax Will into going upstairs to get something alone, “But I’m afraid of the Ghost-of-being-all-alone.” Apparently there’s different types of ghosts.
Will, upon seeing a no smoking sign: “Hey look, no steam sticks allowed here. I guess the place would blow up.”
Will, in reference to a soccer game, "I didn't use my laser eyes or fireballs today. " So I guess he had to use his feet like everyone else.
Ella: “I think daddy always come back. And I think cats poop.” No clue why she thought these two facts went together but she didn’t even pause between statements.
And she was being totally serious about Curious George.